Why is “unlimited calls” the biggest lie in telecom? A: Because nobody told my phone it still has to stop for the night. (And also… terms and conditions apply.)

But enough about the serious stuff – let's have some fun! Here are a few jokes about phone calls to get you laughing:

If you are referring to a specific app like (available on Android/iOS), here is how those services generally work.

Unlimited calls are great until you realize your battery—and your social battery—have limits. humorous take on long phone calls - Facebook

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Unlimited calling plans are a dream come true for one specific demographic: Great Aunts. Before unlimited plans, a long-distance call to a relative was a financial investment. Now, it's a marathon.

So go ahead. Call your mom. Call your friend. Call that pizza place for the third time.