“Surprise, pudding pop,” she announced to the entire lunch crowd. “You promised to marry me when we were twelve. I found the napkin you wrote it on. We’re doing it today. Pastor Chuck’s waiting at the chapel.”

Let’s be honest. is not a good movie in the traditional sense. It is structurally messy. The third act (the water park rescue) is absurd. Cuba Gooding Jr. seems confused. Thandie Newton deserves hazard pay for acting against a man in rubber makeup.

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